What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !