What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad