What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.