Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"