How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.