How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.