How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.