What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.