What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."