Tv Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Remote Island Jokes More Remote Island Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.