Tv Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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The ghoulscorer.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.