What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison