What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.