How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is