How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Who is driving?

A cop.