How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.