How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds