Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad