Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS