How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.