Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.