Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.