How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.