How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!