Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...