Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
With or without "u"
A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
They're full of acidic juice.
BBQ sauce
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Untie the rope...