Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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How do you spell no?

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.