Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!