Their stuff is always cut.
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Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
She was emo.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
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Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
There was a lot of reposting to do
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Guacamole.
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
Gene expressions
A bar-bee!
lowering the bar. or not to.
Root Beer Floats!
Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.
The spelling.
He's bee-witched !
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
They'll both off themselves eventually.
Math problems actually exist