How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!