What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.