What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.