Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.