What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg