What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!