What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!