What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Don't touch my marbles.

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Suge Knight Shyamalan.

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So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Untie the rope...

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g