What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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G Jokes More G Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.