What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.