What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.