How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.