What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.