Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.