Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.