Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.