Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.