Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.