What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.