How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.