Is dark. Bulb is potato.
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
None, they enlighten themselves.
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
tuber-culosis
A Hesi-tater
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.