How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.