Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?