Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.