Throw me a frickin bone here.
A: They got married in the spring.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Because that might be your bike
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from
Jawa breakers.