What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.