How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane