Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.