What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA