Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman