Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman