What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.