How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes