How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze