How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.