How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe