What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture