What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture