What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture