What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection?

A leperchaun! :D