Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.