Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"