Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.