Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

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What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.