What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."