How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.