What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!