What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.