Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow