Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount