What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."