Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*