Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Follow the slime trail.

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It's a Moray."

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Laotian.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why do you love me?

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What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*

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